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GOSSIPS AND INSULTS ABOUT FAMOUS MEN
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About President Bill Clinton: "Bill Clinton's foreign policy experience is pretty much confined to having had breakfast once at the International House of Pancakes." Pat Buchanan. "I'm just sick and tired of presidents who jog. Remember, if Bill Clinton wins, we're going to have another four years of his white thighs flapping in the wind." Arianna Huffington. "When I was president, I said I was a Ford, not a Lincoln. Well what we have now is a convertible Dodge." Gerald Ford. "President Clinton apparently gets so much action that every couple of weeks they have to spray WD-40 on his zipper." David Letterman. About Prince: "Bambi with testosterone." Owen Gleiberman. "He looks like a dwarf who's been dipped in a bucket of pubic hair." Boy George. About Keith Richards: "Even the deaf would be traumatized by prolonged exposure to the most hideous croak in Western culture. Richards's voice is simply horrible." Nick Coleman. About President George Bush (Father): "A pin-stripin' polo-playin' umbrella-totin' Ivy-leaguer, born with a silver spoon so far in his mouth that you couldn't get it out with a crowbar. Bill Baxley. "He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth." Ann Richards. "He' a Boy Scout with a hormone imbalance." Kevin Phillips. "If ignorance ever goes to $40 a barrel, I want drilling rights on George Bush's head." Jim Hightower. "Clinton is a man who thinks international affairs means dating a girl from out of town." Tom Clancy. About Vice President Dan Quayle: "Dan Quayle is more stupid than Ronald Reagan put together." Matt Groening. "If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking, "Do you want fries with that?" John Cleese. END
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