About Larry King:
"Do you mind Larry, if I sit back a little? Because your breath is
very bad." Donald Trump. About Winston Churchill: "Am
reserving two tickets for you for my premiere. Come and bring a friend - if
you have one. " George Bernard Shaw talking to Winston
Churchill. And here is the reply of the British Prime Minister: "Impossible
to be present for the first performance. Will attend second - if there is
one. "About Pat Buchanan: "He is racist, he's
homophobic, he's xenophobic and he's a sexist. He's the perfect Republican
candidate." Bill Press. About Ernest Borgnine: "Oh my
God, look at you, Ernest, anyone else hurt in the accident?" Don Rickles.
About William Gladstone: "A sophistical rhetorician,
inebriated with the exuberance of his own verbosity, and gifted with an
egotistical imagination that can at all times command an interminable and
inconsistent series of arguments to malign an opponent and to glorify
himself." Benjamin Disraeli. About Abbie Hoffman:
"He had a charisma that must have come out of an immaculate conception
between Fidel Castro and Groucho Marx. They went into his soul and he came
out looking like an ethnic milkshake--Jewish revolutionary, Puerto Rican
lord, Italian street kid, Black Panther with the old Afro haircut, even a
glint of Irish gunman in the mad, green eyes." Norman Mailer.
About Hurbert Humphrey: "Any political party that can't
cough up anything better than a treacherous brain-damaged old vulture like
Hubert Humphrey deserves every beating it gets. They don't hardly make 'em
like Hubert any more - but just to be on the safe side, he should be
castrated anyway." Hunter S. Thompson. About Harrison Grey
Otis: "He sits there in senile dementia with a gangrene heart and
rotting brain, grimacing at every reform, chattering impotently at all
things that are decent, frothing, fuming, violently gibbering, going down to
his grave in snarling infamy ... disgraceful, depraved ... and putrescent."
Hiram Johnson. About Oscar Wilde: "The ineffable
dunce has nothing to say and says it with a liberal embellishment of bad
delivery, embroidering it with reasonless vulgarities of attitude, gesture
and attire. There never was an impostor so hateful, a blockhead so stupid, a
crank so variously and offensively daft. He makes me tired." Ambrose
Bierce. About Mosher Dayan: "Don't be so
humble, Moshe, you're not that great." Golda Meir. John McEnroe
talking to a line judge: "You can't see as well as these fucking
flowers - and they're fucking plastic."
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