FAMOUS GOSSIPS AND INSULTS AGAINST FAMOUS WOMEN                          YOU CAN GET MORE FROM BRAIN CANDY

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About Yoko Ono: " If I found her floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog." Joan Rivers. "Her voice sounded like an eagle being goosed." Ralph Novak. About Barbra Streisand: "A cross between an aardvark and an albino rat." John Simon. About Helen Reddy: "She aught to be arrested for loitering in front of an orchestra." Bette Midler. About Madonna: "Armed with a wiggle and a Minnie Mouse squawk, she is coarse and charmless." Sheila Johnson. " She is so hairy, when she lifted up her arm, I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit." Joan Rivers . " I look at my friendship with her as like having a gall stone. You deal with it, there is pain, and then you pass it. That's all I have to say about Schmadonna."  Sandra Bernhard. "She is closer to organized prostitution than anything else." Morrissey. " Not in this lifetime. Why? Because I'm the only one she hasn't done it to." Sharon Stone. About Zsa Zsa Gabor: "She has discovered the secret of perpetual middle age. She not only worships the golden calf, she barbecues it for lunch. The only person who ever left the Iron Curtain wearing it." Oscar Levant . "You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's age by the rings on her fingers." Bob Hope. "Zsa Zsa Gabor has been married so many times she has rice marks on her face." Henny Youngman. About Katherine Hepburn: "She has a face that belongs to the sea and the wind, with large rocking-horse nostrils and teeth that you just know bite an apple every day." Cecil Beaton.  "She ran the whole gamut of emotions from A to B." Dorothy Parker. About Elizabeth Taylor: "Elizabeth Taylor looks like two small boys fighting underneath a thick blanket. " Mr. Blackwell. "Elizabeth Taylor's so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin. " Joan Rivers. "Every minute this broad spends outside of bed is a waste of time. Michael Todd. About Marilyn Monroe: "Her body has gone to her head." Barbara Stanwyck.  "She has breasts of granite and a mind like a Gruyere cheese." Billy Wilder. "She's a vacuum with nipples." Otto Preminger.  About Edith Sitwell: "Isn't she a poisonous thing of a woman, lying, concealing, flipping, plagiarizing, misquoting, and being as clever a crooked literary publicist as ever." Dylan Thomas. "I am fairly unrepentant about her poetry. I really think that three quarters of it is gibberish. However, I must crush down these thoughts, otherwise the dove of peace will shit on me. " Noel Coward. About Lauren Bacall: "Her hair lounges on her shoulders like an anesthetized cocker spaniel."  Henry Allen.  About Marlene Dietrich:  "Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale her infinite sameness. " David Shipman.  About Brigitte Bardot:  "A buxom milkmaid reminiscent of a cow wearing a girdle, and both have the same amount of acting talent. " Mr. Blackwell. About Ingrid Bergman: "She speaks five languages and can't act in any of them. " John Gielgud. About Drew Barrymore: " She's like an apple turnover that got crushed in a grocery bag on a hot day." Camille Paglia. About Joan Collins: "She looks like she combs her hair with an eggbeater. " Louella Parsons. "About Sarah Bernhart: "A great actress, from the waist down. " Dame Margaret Kendal. About Joan Crawford:  "Joan always cries a lot. Her tear ducts must be close to her bladder." Bette Davis.