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t41.HOT NEWS FROM THE WIRES 297

Spears marries in secret ceremony. She has married her fiancé, dancer Kevin Federline, in a surprise ceremony, Entertainment Tonight reported Sunday on its website. The wedding was held Saturday evening at a private home in the Studio City area with 20 to 30 people attending. Pop diva Madonna made a midnight pilgrimage to a Jerusalem cemetery early Sunday, holding a mystical candlelit ceremony at the grave of a Jewish sage. Pop starlet Jessica Simpson has been cast as Daisy Duke in the film version of The Dukes of Hazzard, and her husband is pretty excited about it. "I was a big fan of Daisy Duke. Growing up as a kid I never missed an episode of The Dukes of Hazzard," Nick Lachey told reporters Tuesday, according to AP Radio.  Yaffa is making waves in New York City. She calls herself the "Girl from Sinai". She wants you to remember what she told everybody: "I am Jewish, but not Israeli. I am from Sinai."

 Sigourney Weaver in a white PVC bustier and thigh-high boots? It almost happened. So explained X-Men 2 screenwriter Dan Harris at a press conference to promote his Toronto International Film Festival entry, Imaginary Heroes. . Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow is full of visions of the dark, soaring New York cityscape, dogfights in the sky and the majestic Himalayan mountains.  Judy Blume, whose candid children's books have attracted millions of readers and a wave of censors, has been named this year's winner of an honorary National Book Award for contributions to American letters.

 

t43. THE MEDIA BIG NAMES GAME. 312 Keep on flipping and changing stations. You are not going to miss a thing! American media is a contemplative product. A blend of autocratic ideology and individualistic comprehension of events. American journalists including an avalanche of TV commentators and talk show hosts seem to know everything. Yes sir, they talk about every imaginable topic.

t44. CINEMA. 315 A movie which depicts Nazi dictator Adolf Hitler's softer side has topped the German box office. The Downfall attracted 480,000 viewers in its opening weekend, distributor Constantin Film said on Monday. The film shows Hitler's humanity as well as his diabolical nature, as it depicts the final 12 days of his life. The DVDs of the original Star Wars trilogy have broken a UK sales record after one day of release. Internet retailer Amazon received more than 85,000 pre-orders for The Star Wars Trilogy, beating the 50,000 high of Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers.

tFAMOUS GOSSIPS AND INSULTS AGAINST FAMOUS WOMEN.  I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body. " Walter Matthau  talking to Barbra Streisand. About Nancy Reagan: "A senescent bimbo with a lust for home furnishings." Barbara Ehrenreich. About Margaret Thatcher: "Attila the Hen." Clement Freud. About Princess Margaret: "She looked like a huge ball of fur on two well-developed legs." Nancy Mitford.  About Queen Victoria: "Nowadays a parlor maid as ignorant as Queen Victoria was when she came to the throne would be classed as mentally defective."  George Bernard Shaw. About Dorothy Kilgallen: "She must use Novocain lipstick." Jack Paar. About Sarah Ferguson: The Dutchess of York: "She is a lady short on looks, absolutely deprived of any dress sense, has a figure like a Jurassic monster . . . very greedy when it comes to loot, no tact and wants to upstage everyone else." Sir Nicholas Fairbairn, etc... Read the full article in the Extra Edition.

tFAMOUS GOSSIPS AND  INSULTS ABOUT FAMOUS MEN:  About Larry King: "Do you mind Larry,  if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad." Donald Trump. About Winston Churchill: "Am reserving two tickets for you for my premiere. Come and bring a friend - if you have one. "  George Bernard Shaw talking to  Winston Churchill. And here is the reply of the British Prime Minister: "Impossible to be present for the first performance. Will attend second - if there is one. "About Pat Buchanan: "He is racist, he's homophobic, he's xenophobic and he's a sexist. He's the perfect Republican candidate." Bill Press. About Ernest Borgnine: "Oh my God, look at you, Ernest, anyone else hurt in the accident?" Don Rickles. Read the full article... Read the article in the WEEKEND JOURNAL.

tMOST FAMOUS PEOPLE IN THE UNITED STATES. Read the article in the WEEKEND JOURNAL.

t WHAT WENT WRONG IN IRAQ? PRESIDENT BUSH'S 20 MISTAKES BEFORE, DURING AND AFTER INVADING IRAQ